It Happens, or does it.......

I am ill, I have discovered that I am suffering from fecal impaction commonly known as constipation.
After tests and Xrays I have been prescribed some drugs that will shift the problem.

Even though there is not much to laugh about.....

Doctor. Holding up Xray " You see this dark mass here, that's poo"

Stumpy. "People have been telling me that I'm full of shit for years, now I have the proof"

The whole situation has been quite unreal, as I have been going but apparently not emptying out completely. This causes the system to back up.

The gut pain is incredible it doubles me up with agony

You know I have been more times to the doctor in the last 5 years than in the last 35

Perhaps it's a sign of getting older ?