Airport

I've just got back from the airport Mrs Stumpy has gone overseas.

You may not know but I don't hold much with travel to foreign places

They have foreigners in them and in many countries people from the first world become prey for those who live in the third world. The only time any sane man should go to foreign parts if if their nation sends them with a rifle. 'end of redneck rant'

The Airport was a mix of people from all over the globe and I can't help think that the tickle in my throat that I feel now is some germ from a foreign third world country.

I still live in the same suburb where I was born.

Don't get me wrong I have been to foreign places (last time someone tried to shoot me) but like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz "there's no place like home"

At the Airport there was this monstrous green frog a more useless thing I have yet to see this year but it was surprisingly attractive.

We went on the train to the Airport it cost me $28.00 return thats more than I earn in two hours!

Now you see why I can't go overseas.